trailer trash - Max Payne

i'll be honest, i know absolutely nothing about "Max Payne," except that it kinda looks like "Constantine" but not as good. and i can certainly tell you Mila Kunis sure as shit ain't no Rachel Weisz . maybe i'm not excited because i don't play the game, but just watching the trailer makes me want to actually re-watch Constantine (which happens to be on FX tonight at 7:30 PM & 10 PM,) mainly to swoon over Tilda Swinton's magnificence as the Angel Gabriel, but also to erase the memory of the crap fest that is "Street Kings," that I somehow watched with Karl and Nathan on Saturday night.